Sep 23 2007
What Women must never do or say
Following on from the previous blogs about what men must never do or say - here is the female equivalent!
Women must never say to men-
• Can you actually see your penis when you look down, or does your tummy hide it?
• Is that you squealing with an orgasm or has your foot gone into a cramp during sex again?
• Would you like to come into town and help me pick shoes?
• Yes, I would love to watch the football with you, but only if I get to score the footballers asses out of ten for cuteness. Is the grass muddy? I love it when it sticks to their firm butts.
• Of course I would love sex, but can you take the weight on your elbows as a punctured lung is not really considered erotic?
• Let me pluck your eyebrows.
• Wear this pink sweater with cats faces on and prove to everyone in the pub that you are safe in your own sexuality, or I will think you are gay and hiding it.
• No, there is nothing wrong with me and if you can’t actually guess what is wrong with me then that’s because you don’t pay attention, and no I am not giving you a hint as to what may be wrong with me. What do you think is wrong with me?
• I would like you to pick my outfit today for a very important meeting; I trust your fashion sense implicitly.
• Wear a bandana and faded jeans, I loved the 80s.
• Try on my pantyhose/tights under your jeans…just for a laugh.
Women should NEVER say any of the above, it’s evil and bad!
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